{"product_id":"socks-you-cant-scare-me-im-a","title":"Funatic - Socks You Can't Scare Me I'm A Teacher","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"shopify-section-template--15877729943793__product-content\" class=\"shopify-section shopify-section--product-content\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product-8125349200113-content\" class=\"product-content anchor\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-content__tabs anchor\" id=\"product-8125349200113-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-tabs\" id=\"disciptions-link\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-tabs__content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"block-template--15877729943793__product-content-description\" class=\"product-tabs__tab-item-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-tabs__tab-item-content rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eIf you’ve survived parent-teacher conferences, playground politics, and a room full of kids hopped up on birthday cupcakes, fear isn’t in your vocabulary. These green novelty socks, with lime green toes, heels, and cuff stripes say it plainly: “You Can’t Scare Me I’m a Teacher.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eWhite text pops against the chalkboard-inspired background, while paper airplanes zoom around in a nod to the real chaos you manage daily.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMade from 70% premium cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and durable enough for everything from marathon grading sessions to dodging mystery glitter. One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), making them an A+ gift for the unshakable educators in your life or a well-earned treat for yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMachine washable for easy care, these socks are practical, comfortable, and just cheeky enough to remind the world: you’ve already seen worse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop with confidence when you shop at Southern Agriculture. All of our items are in stock and ship from Tulsa, Oklahoma.  If you have any questions you can email us at Sales@southornagriculture.shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWould you prefer to shop in-store? We have six locations located in Tulsa, Broken Arrow, and Owasso, Oklahoma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Gn\/We\/Yw \/ Adult","offer_id":47744555745521,"sku":"84017032418","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0034\/3667\/5121\/files\/1250412_You_Can_t_Scare_Me_Left_1024.webp?v=1772648981","url":"https:\/\/southornagriculture.shop\/products\/socks-you-cant-scare-me-im-a","provider":"Southern Agriculture ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}