{"product_id":"calm-your-tits-card-game","title":"Ginger Fox - Calm Your Tits! Card Game","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCalm Your Tits! Card Game\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlayers win cards for correctly shouting \"Nice tits!\" or \"Tough tits!\" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWatch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHOW TO PLAY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003col data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWatch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBLUE PAIR\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShout \"Nice Tits\" and take both piles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRED PAIR\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShout \"Tough Tits\" and take both piles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFAT BALLS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShout \"Calm Your Tits\" and take any pile of Tough Tits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePUSSY POSSE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo pairs can be taken when this card is out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop with confidence when you shop at Southern Agriculture. All of our items are in stock and ship from Tulsa, Oklahoma.  If you have any questions you can email us at Sales@southornagriculture.shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWould you prefer to shop in-store? We have six locations located in Tulsa, Broken Arrow, and Owasso Oklahoma.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ginger Fox","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43056029860081,"sku":"506075613539","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0034\/3667\/5121\/products\/jessshopify47_76.png?v=1658246234","url":"https:\/\/southornagriculture.shop\/products\/calm-your-tits-card-game","provider":"Southern Agriculture ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}