{"title":"Unemployed Philosophes Gu","description":"\u003cp\u003eChoose a literary or science-inspired theme from the Unemployed Philosophes Gu vendor assortment. Explore Shakespeare Insults, Literature Cat and Schrodinger Cat mug formats, checking exact artwork, capacity, set contents and care directions before ordering. Browse Southern Agriculture in Oklahoma or explore online across the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"coffee-mug-shakespeare-insults","title":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Coffee Mug Shakespeare Insults","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFrom all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England – His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: \"Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt\" \"lump of foul deformity\" \"Thou art a boil, a plague sore\" and the puzzling \"Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog.\" All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug. So don't be \"light of brain\" or a \"beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave\" - Get one today!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eComes in its own gift box.\u003cbr\u003eHolds 14 oz \/ 400mL. Dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop with confidence when you shop at Southern Agriculture. All of our items are in stock and ship from Tulsa, Oklahoma.  If you have any questions you can email us at Sales@southornagriculture.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWould you prefer to shop in-store? 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Montgomery, Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, Robertson Davies, Michel de Montaigne, and Hippolyte Taine... Our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eLiterary Cat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e mug is for everyone who loves to settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-versa.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes in its own gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 oz \/ 350mL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop with confidence when you shop at Southern Agriculture. All of our items are in stock and ship from Tulsa, Oklahoma.  If you have any questions you can email us at Sales@southornagriculture.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWould you prefer to shop in-store? We have six locations located in Tulsa, Broken Arrow, and Owasso, Oklahoma.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophes Gu","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12 oz.","offer_id":48455152664817,"sku":"81422900263","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0034\/3667\/5121\/files\/literary-cat-mug-2.jpg?v=1786634102"},{"product_id":"coffee-mug-schrodinger-cat-set","title":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Coffee Mug Schrodinger Cat Set","description":"\u003cp\u003ePour hot water into these two identical heat-transforming mugs to reenact Erwin Schrödinger's famous thought experiment. Steamy water goes in - the heat changes the mugs - and now you find out which mug has the live cat! Schrödinger' cats have been fine - and not - and both - since 1935 and we're still... concerned. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach mug holds 10 oz 300mL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop with confidence when you shop at Southern Agriculture. All of our items are in stock and ship from Tulsa, Oklahoma.  If you have any questions you can email us at Sales@southornagriculture.shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWould you prefer to shop in-store? 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